Attorney General Eric Holder yesterday claimed the Petraeus case will be decided "at the highest" level in an "appropriate" way. Meanwhile, Senator Feinstein urged that people can't be too careful with their behaviors in various chambers when they...
Resigning Attorney General Eric Holder has come forward to clarify what happened with a banking executive who recently spent a night in jail anyway, despite being "too big to jail." This executive (who must remain anonymous, according to Mr. Hold...
Washinton DC - A second woman called Loretta Lynch has been nominated by President Obama as his pick for Attorney General following Eric Holder's abrupt departure citing piles. Loretta Lynch, 69, is a Little Cock, Arkansas lawyer who was part of B...
In the wake of the 2008 financial crisis stemming from massive mortgage security fraud, the Justice Department, under increasing pressure to hold someone (anyone) accountable, has named Patrick "Patsy" Connelly as a principle target for prosecution.
WASHINGTON, DC - Attorney General Eric Holder admitted himself this morning to nearby hospital, MedStar Washington Hospital Center, for sex reassignment surgery. The surgery has been scheduled for tomorrow morning. "During his regular morning meet...
Washington, DC -- The Obama Administration's top lawman has officially arrested the entire population of the United States. In an unprecedented Justice Department directive, Attorney General Eric Holder outlined a plan to imprison every American...
Washington DC- Attorney General Eric Holder announced an investigation into the possible murder of the Republican party.The AG's office confirmed that RNC chairman Reince Priebus is being held as a "person of interest", and warrants have been issued...
New York - "It's the ultimate devil's advocate scenario," a Hystery Channel studio source said today commenting on the casting of a US Attorney General doppelganger to play Pontius Pilate in future episodes of The Bible. The actor, thought to Rock...
Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu...
LEICESTER, England (ABSNN) - A whole lot of people who believed the male skeleton found beneath a parking lot in this English city was King Richard III, who was slain during the War of the Roses, an English Civil War, were disappointed when DNA testi...
SEAL TEAM I BASE, CORONADO CA (ABSNN) - President Barack Obama has ordered US Navy SEAL Team I to "get Romney, no matter the cost in innocent lives." LT Josh Ning, PAO at the SEAL Base in Coronado, California, told reporters Saturday afternoon t...
Washington DC - Under mounting pressure to disclose more details about the government's Fast and Furious gun-running fiasco, Attorney General Eric Holder revealed today that the effort failed because a "drug tracking" component of the operation was n...
The culture of "Don't Snitch" that has blighted African American neighborhoods, where citizens refuse to cooperate with law enforcement or authority, either due to fear or a misconceived fear of the law has at last crept into our constitution, thanks...
Despite failing to produce the documents requested for the congressional investigation into the Justice Department's botched Fast and Furious gun walking operation Attorney General Eric Holder still managed time to sing karaoke and knock back a coup...
BILLINGSGATE POST - In a speech before the National Scissor Butt Thesbians and Lisping Sportswriters of America, President Obama announced today that America's toughest sheriff and its weakest Attorney General are engaged to be married after the Nov...
SANFORD, FL (ABSNN) Attorney General Eric Holder told the press today that "The Heart of Dixie needs immediate by-pass surgery," in the wake of the shooting death of Traynor Martin, a black teenaged gang-banger at the hands of a white man, George Zim...
Attorneys at the Department of Justice are scrambling today, as they work hurriedly to complete the homework assigned to them on Tuesday by Federal Judge Jerry Smith of the 5th Circuit Court of Appeals. Judge Smith has demanded a letter of no le...
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