WASHINGTON, D.C. - (Satire News) - Word filtering out of the GOP controlled House of Represenatives is that the hate-filled, entitled Republicans want to put a stop to Social Security benefits for over 65 million Americans. An unnamed senator (who…
WASHINGTON, D.C. – A source inside the White House divulged that President Trump has been seen stressing out more and more with each passing day. The stock market continues to set records for losses, and as Nancy “Cupcakes” Pelosi said to CNN's Do...
Washington, D. C. In a remarkable reversal of his position, House Speaker Paul Ryan today announced that the way to save the social security system is to shorten the life span of working Americans so that fewer of them retire to collect retirement be...
Washington, DC-Republicans today announced that Social Security will be discontinued and the money saved used to build memorials to U.S. Presidents-coincidentally enough all Republican presidents. The memorials will include: The Benjamin Harrison...
Senate and Congressional candidates held a joint news conference today where they warned that ISIS and other terrorists would soon cross the border with Mexico. "We'll all be murdered in our beds, " said Republican candidate for the N.H. senate seat...
Washington DC Republican House of Representatives leaders today announced plans for a new bill to fix Social Security. Speaker of the House John Boehner spoke today and said, "I have two important announcements to make. One--we have come up with...
WASHINGTON, D.C. - A spokesperson for the Department of Social Security has just announced that the department is paying out a lot more than it is bringing in. Social Security spokesperson Raquel Follyfeeni, 38, told American Spotlight Magazine th...
Washington DC - TheSpoof.com has confirmed Eric Gunholder will sue Carlo Pietro Giovanni Guglielmo Tebaldo Ponzi. According to the suit, Ponzi spoiled the reputation of the Social Security Administration. Gunholder told TheSpoof.com in an exclu...
Washington DC - In a desparate attempt to avoid banishment and deportation, Romney has switched his position once again. Rather than spouting "I stand by what I said what ever it was", he is saying "I reject what I said what ever it was." Other s...
Washington DC - Lobbyists around the capital are pushing the Congress to enact new legislation to curb what they see is an attitude of blatant entitlement. According to our source, Representative Crass Raftgay, banks want to put an end to entitl...
Washington, DC - America's growing use of social media is transforming the population of the United States into "a gang of pinko, socialist subversives," according to a study by a leading conservative think tank. In a comprehensive three-page repo...
The Government, through the Department for Work and Pensions, has announced the introduction of new Yob Centres aimed especially at the work-shy, brain dead and late-teen New Direction fans. Tastefully decorated in appealing "street pizza" pattern...
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Howard Beach, Queens - Tired of seeing their criminal gains decline due to a shrinking economy and legislative indifference, the leading organized crime families in America have joined forces to take over the US government. "Youse won't be hearing...
Washington, DC - Stung by what might be the lowest job approval rating in the history of work, leading politicians from both political parties have put their differences aside to team up and go after the American public. "The war between Democra...
DURHAM, NORTH CAROLINA - Bernie Madoff has taken umbrage to Rick Perry's comments that Social Security is a "Ponzi scheme". "As the architect of the largest Ponzi scheme in the world I find it extremely offensive that Perry could compare my inves...
Wasilla, Alaska - Tired of being branded as a political lightweight, Republican presidential contender Sarah Palin today revealed some heavy ideas for dealing with America's ongoing economic crisis. "The way I see it," Palin said, "America is bein...
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