Vice-President Joe Biden's Christmas Gift

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 30 November 2012

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Vice-President Joe Biden has finally decided on what he wants for Christmas. (Photo taken by Sasha Obama).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - Jill Biden has said that she always likes to do her Christmas shopping three weeks before Christmas.

She added that she learned her lesson back in 1993, when she got got caught in a shoppers stampede at a mall in Dover, Delaware on December 23.

Mrs. Biden noted that luckily for her she is an expert at judo, karate, kung fu, and jujitsu, and she was able to martial arts herself out of that very dangerous situation.

She recently asked Joey, what he wanted for Christmas. The vice-president shrugged his shoulders as Jill pointed out he does every year.

She asked him if he wanted a new fishing rod and reel. He said that he's only used the one from last Christmas twice and that he didn't catch diddly squat.

Mrs. Biden then suggested that maybe he would like a new high powered telescopic hunting rifle. He remarked that the one she gave him two years ago has only been used once and that was by Nancy Pelosi.

Finally in desperation Jill hollered out, "Well okay then Mr. Finicky Pants suppose you tell me exactly what the heck you want me to buy you for Christmas?"

The vice-president put down his Rubik's' Cube which he had received back in Christmas of '87, and told her that he has everything and that he's really fine with getting nothing.

Jill put down her ham and cantaloupe sandwich and yelled out, "PICK-SOME-THING DUDE! I MEAN IT! PICK-SOME-THING!"

And with that stern warning, the vice-president told his lovely, caring, considerate wife that he would like a $100 gift certificate to Burger Bandit Restaurant.

A Friendly Reminder. December 5, is National Citizenship Day, so help someone you know, who lives in a foreign country, get on the legal path to legalized immigration.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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