Written by Stefano M. Stefano

Saturday, 20 October 2012

Following the second Presidential debate for the right to rule the world as we know it, some surprising footage has been unearthed that seems to show that we've all been mind-wiped.

Following an outraged outburst from Mitt Romney, who told a questioner, "You're question makes me uncomfortable and kinda dirty, especially since you're fat and part of the 47 % that I lothe!', Romney reached into his suit jacket, placed a pair of dark sunglasses on, and then removed a cylindrical device that flashed momentarily, making everyone expressionless and motionless. Especially the fat woman from the 47 % category.

"You're going to forget I just used my neuraliser, and you liked my non-existent response to your stupid question, that you want to vote for me and not that black dude over there."

Romney put away his sunglasses and mysterious brainwashing device and the debate continued.

When asked about immigration, Romney angrily retorted, "Again with that?! Why don't you just self-deport yourself, ya whiney taco! Can't ya just leave my country and let me spoil it for the other 99 % of you losers?! Can't a guy earn a dishonest billion in this country?! Self-deport yourself to the border, after you buy your last Fiesta Bowl, ya puny minimum wage earning worm!"

He then regained his self control, removed his sunglasses and device and flashed everyone present, forcing them to forget it and go on to pretend to be polite and lie about his Mexican daddy.

President Obama seemed to have had enough by this time, so he removed his own dark sunglasses and his own neuralizer and flashed the entire room as Romney looked on.

He told the collected masses, "Vote for me, and you'll all get free ice cream for the next four years!", turned to Romney and told him, "You know what the difference is between you and me? I make this look good!"

Unfortunately, Romney's neuraliser broke down just in time for the entire world to remember and immortalize his 'binders of women' comment.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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