Written by rpm1978

Saturday, 20 October 2012

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Barack Hussein Obama is on the verge of losing the election and he knows it.

He also know that Mitt Romney is planning to launch an investigation into the legality of the Obama presidency.

On top of that the incoming Romney administration and soon to be GOP controlled Congress are planning to ban Obama's religion of Islam from U.S. soil.

This has Obama fearing that he will be wearing an orange jumpsuit and forced to crush rocks, rumors have circulated about Obama's next move, one such rumor was that he was planning to flee to Venezuela since Hugo Chavez is willing to offer him asylum.

Especially after the fact that Obama promised to make sure that Pat Robertson is unable to carry out any plans for the assassination of Hugo Chavez.

However Mitt Romney is already planning to authorize the arrest of Hugo Chavez, so Obama has decided to flee to a country where he cannot be extradited from and that is his native Kenya since Kenya will not allow the extradition of their own citizens.

Obama plans to grow a beard, wear traditional native clothing and basically blend into the 3rd world culture so he can never be found.

Leading Republicans were asked what they think of Obama's plans and they said "good for him, he belongs in Kenya."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Barack Obama, kenya

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