Christina Aguilera Loves Being Full-Figured

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Saturday, 8 September 2012

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A strand of Christina Aguilera's hair that her hair stylist FuFi Fondue keeps for good luck.

CABO SAN LUCAS, Mexico - Christina Aguilera flew down to Cabo San Lucas for some fun in the sun.

Christina who appears on the hit reality music show The Voice was recently interviewed by Fajita San Guacamole with Hollywood Innuendo.

The singer who had a great hit with "Genie In A Bottle" said that the one question that she is asked more than anything else is if she is expecting a baby.

She remarked that she is tired of having to tell everyone including GOP presidential candidate "Old Mittens" Romney, Los Angeles Lakers super star Kobe Bryant, and the undisputed Queen of Mean, Joan Rivers that her weight gain is due to the fact that she is just simply eating a heck of a lot.

ChrisAg confessed to Miss San Guacamole that she has suddenly developed a tremendous craving for SLT sandwiches. When asked she stated that SLT stands for shark, lettuce, and tomatoes.

She also emphasized the fact that yes it's true that she confided to her hair stylist FuFi Fondue that she can single handedly put away a 12-piece bucket of Captain Cluckity Cluck Cluck's Chicken.

Fondue has gone on record as saying that his wonderful friend and great tipping customer has expressed to him that she loves the fact that she is a full-figured woman and has no desire to look like the human drinking straw LeAnn Rimes.

In Daytime Television News. The rumor that Kelly Ripa's new co-host former New York Giants great Michael Strahan wants the name of the show changed from Live With Kelly and Michael to Live with Michael and Kelly is not true and he blames Dallas Cowboys owner Jerry Jones for starting it.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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