"Ask not what your country can do for you---ask what you can do ---to save your own sorry ass!"

Funny story written by b kenneth mcgee

Friday, 10 August 2012

Politico is reporting today that the Romney campaign is in full victory mode as Election Day approaches. On one leaked transcript Romney is heard practicing his inaugural address and evidently he will be wasting no time in telling America how he is going to run the country.

The transcript appears to be authentic as Romney is heard declaring "Ask not what your country can do for you…ask what you can do…to save your own sorry ass!"

He continues and is obviously enjoying the rehearsal of the upcoming event: "And those of you who are the ninety-nine percent, grab your ankles and get ready to be rode hard and put away wet, find a good corner to sell those apples on, they're going fast, and get use to the fact that the only trickle down you are going to feel is the trickle down your pants leg. Don't forget ,this land was your land, this land is my land From California to the New York Island This land was made for me, me ,me. Anyway, have fun at the soup kitchen and I'll wave to you from the Sky Box at the Redskins games!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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