Condoleezza Rice Related to E.T.

Funny story written by Zako Strle

Thursday, 2 August 2012

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Bush Notices the Resemblence Between Rice and E.T.

A background check conducted by the Romney Campaign, which is considering selecting Condoleeza Rice as Romney's Vice President running mate, has revealed that Rice is related to E.T. the Extraterrestial from the popular 1982 Steven Speilberg science fiction flick.

"Now that I see their photos side-by-side, the resemblance is uncanny," said Romney just before Rice (who is also related to the monster from the 1979 film, Alien) bit Romney's head completely off.

Rice immediately spit out Romney's head once she realized it was actually a robot head.

Sources close to the Romney campaign confirmed that Romney is indeed a robot controlled by Carl Rove (who previously controlled George W. Bush's brain).

Romney is doing just fine now as he's fitted for a replacement head which will be controlled jointly by Rush Limbaugh and Donald Trump.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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