Westboro Baptist Church threatening to picket Hillary Clinton

Funny story written by Heeke

Friday, 6 July 2012

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Margie Phelps, daughter of the founder of the Westboro Baptist Church and spokesperson of the group, took to Twitter today to announce that the Westboro Baptist Church plans to picket a fundraiser in honor of Hillary Clinton.

"Westboro will picket public funerals and fundraisers for Hillary Clinton. Clinton and the Democrats have taught sin, fornication and the right to kill unborn children. Margie Phelps, known as @MargieJPhelps on Twitter, tweeted from an iPhone shortly after 10 a.m. on April 6.

The Phelps family, also known as the Westboro Baptist Church, have made their living picketing funerals across the country and suing for the right to do so and looking to branch out and picket fundraisers of those they deem unworthy. The family protests funerals of both the famous and the unknown and will begin targeting the fundraisers of the President and the Democrats. The Westboro Baptist Church appears to be fond of picketing the funerals of military members who have died serving the country and politicians who pretend to serve their country like the Democrats.

"No peace in hell or with God for lying politicians who taught sin and fornicated with the Devil…" Margie Phelps tweeted about Hillary Clinton and the Democrats.

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