Written by radiogagger

Sunday, 1 July 2012

image for Cameron Diaz to marry British Prime Minister David Cameron
Cameron Cameron

Men have been trying to pin her down for years, and now she has finally cracked.

The hair-raising star of 'There's Something About Mary' Cameron Diaz has agreed to marry the British Prime Minister David Cameron, after a whirlwind romance. They met at a state dinner when Cameron (David) was in America for a meeting with US President Barack Obama to discuss oil, arms and aubergines.

The UK PM was already married to his deputy Prime Minister Nicola Clegg but pressures of working together have started to take their tole. The civil partnership happened in May 2010 and was expected to last a minimum of 5 years.

As soon as Cameron's (David) divorce papers come through he will marry Cameron (Diaz) and she will become Cameron Cameron (nee Diaz).

Footballers father Neville Neville sent his congratulations.
'I'm abso-bloody-lutely chuffed for them'.

Former Football Association staffer David Davidson said 'Go Dave'

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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