University Grant Proves Politicians Can't Lie Straight in Bed

Funny story written by Egganface

Thursday, 5 July 2012

WASHINGTON - A Federal grant of $155,000 was provided to the Ferris Bueller University over a five year period and has proven the fact that politicians can't lie straight in bed, a test group of politicians were asked to sleep on specially constructed beds.

The Democrats would lie to the left and the Republicans would lie to right but none could lie straight in bed, some Democrats would lie in the shape of a question mark or just lie there and some Republicans would lie there counting tax cuts but also laid in the shape of question mark. A special test group of Independents would just lie on the floor and turn to the right and left.

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