Obama Holding Gay Pride Drag Party At The White House

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Saturday, 16 June 2012


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President Obama's Winning Outfit

President Barack Obama will host a reception at the White House to observe Gay Pride Month on Friday. Obama's recent declaration of support for gay marriage was celebrated as a key endorsement among gay rights groups.

In a proclamation earlier this month, the president stressed that his administration has worked to "level the playing field for lesbian, gay, bisexual or transgender people." Feeling that his administration can do so much more for the gay community, the President has declared that the party be a "drag" party where the participants must dress up in their most fabulous outfits.

The President decided to use some of his daughter's clothes to show off his body and make it more appealing for the occasion. Dressed in a modest shirt, complete with breast implants courtesy of Sota FX, a long flowing brunette wig and a pair of cut-off Daisy Duke Shorts, President Obama was the talk of the event. Vice President Joe Biden came dressed as Little Orphan Annie and was immediately ushered from the event when he bent over revealing that he was not wearing undergarments. Michelle Obama was the host the most arriving at the event in a custom tailored $35,000.00 Brookes Brothers suit and hat, stylish argyle socks and Rockwell business shoes.

Mainstream media outlets touted this as the event to top all events held at the White House. However the night did not go without incident as members of the Council on American-Islamic Relations (CAIR) arrived and immediately started harassing guests. Secret Service rounded the group up and removed them from the White House grounds.

Dr. Nihad Awad, Executive Director Council on American-Islamic Relations, USA, stated, "This event is a transgression against Allah and should not have happened. There were no Muslim men invited because the world knows that Muslim men are the most impressive specimens in drag, except next to Nancy Pelosi."

Competitions for the event included:
• Best Dressed Gay won by President Obama
• Outstanding Male Impersonator won by Nancy Pelosi
• Outstanding Female Impersonator won by Vice President Joe Biden
• Most expensive outfit won by Michelle Obama
• Most Flamboyant won by Jay Carney
• Best Make up won by Ellen DeGeneres
• Most embarrassing Gay Moment won by Vice President Joe Biden.

To complete the festivities, there was a 45-minute Gay Pride Parade to honor all the Gays and Lesbians in public office today. The Grand Marshall was none other than Barney Frank. All participants for the affair stated that it was the most grand affair that they had participated in in years.

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