President Obama and "The First Mama" Deny The Divorce Rumors

Funny story written by Abel Rodriguez

Friday, 18 May 2012

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President Obama has admitted that he and Mrs. Obama are seeing a marriage therapist. (Photo by Sasha Obama).

WASHINGTON, D.C. - President Barack Obama was having a cheeseburger with Vice-President Joe Biden at a local Burger Bandit in the nation's capital when he was asked a personal question regarding his marriage.

The president put down his cheeseburger and turned towards the reporter.

He asked her for her name. She replied that her name was Carolina Chipotle and she pointed out that she was a star reporter with the Bedroom Pillow Talk entertainment news agency.

"Carolina is it?" the president asked.

"Yes sir just like the state?" she replied.

"Ah, be that North Carolina or South Carolina?" the president inquired with a semi-grin on his face.

Miss Chipotle responded that she was actually named after her mom's home economics teacher Carolina Winterwigggle.

Vice-President Joe Biden laughed as he said "Winterwiggle?"

The reporter informed him that Miss Winterwiggle's grandfather had actually shortened the family name which was originally Winterwigglemeister.

President Obama asked her what she wanted to know about his marriage.

Miss Chipotle said that she had heard that he and his wife had been having marital problems and had even mentioned the dreaded "D" word.

She then noted that the word on the streets of D.C is that they are seeing a marriage therapist who is trying to fix their situation.

The president smiled as he took a bite of one of his French fries. He offered Chipotle one but she politely declined adding that she is a vegetarian.

The president then told her that the rumors about issues within their marriage were in fact true. He went on to say that he and Mrs. Obama are both flat out denying that they are getting a divorce.

He then expressed that he and Michelle are seeing one of the best marriage therapists on the East Coast and that Dr. Maxine Diddlysteen believes that with about four more 50 minute sessions they should have their marital problems all ironed out.

Miss Chipotle asked what those problems are. Immediately two secret service agents got between her and the president and one told her that the question and answer session was over.

She explained that America wants to know about the marital status of the number one couple in the land.

The secret service agent identified as Chief Agent Laramie Cobalt then told Miss Chopotle that she and the American people could pick up the Sunday edition of The Cucamonga Chit Chat Chronicle which includes a three-page interview with the president and Mrs. Obama that had been conducted by 4C reporter Fuchsia Garfunkel.

In Non-Related Sports News. Los Angeles Lakers owner Jerry Buss has addressed the rumors regarding Kobe Bryant possibly being traded to the Cleveland Cavaliers by commenting that they are only half true.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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