Spoiler Alert: Autistic Boy Was Ordering Pizza

Funny story written by Adam Click

Sunday, 20 May 2012

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Pizza just tastes better when you have to work for it.

New York, New York- A non-verbal autistic boy named Jake, whose random scribbling of numbers and letters sent his father on a two year televised journey, was actually just attempting to order pizza.

Jake's father had no idea what his boy was trying to tell him through his drawings but felt certain it had some far-reaching global implications. At the urging of experts, he spent millions of dollars traveling to the far corners of the Earth trying to decipher their meaning.

The real reason behind the boys' behavior finally came to light when his father, Martin, noticed that the sequence of numbers the boy had just written down to celebrate his father's return from a three month journey to Outer Mongolia, was the phone number for the local Pizza House Restaurant.

The boy's excitement grew as his father made his way to the phone to try out his hunch. When at last Martin started placing his order, Jake could hardly contain his excitement. He jumped up and down and finally yelled his approval. The boy's first spoken words? "Get the Cheesy Bread!"

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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