ATLANTA - It appears that Herman Cain's new campaign bumper sticker may be reading "Put a fork in it - it's done."
The black GOPer who wears a black cowboy hat, obviously oblivious to the fact that the cowboys in the Old West who wore black cowboy hats were the bad guys, may have finally met his match in the latest "PizzaGate" gal to come out of the woodwork.
GOPicky Magazine's Amos Soursuckle reported that Ginger White, an Atlanta businesswoman may very well be the one who finally derails Herman Cain's Run It Through The Garden Pizza Political Campaign Train.
Ms. White just like all of the other "PizzaGate" gals is white, but unlike them she is not a blonde, she has short black hair and appears to be very intelligent with a cocksure attitude and a headstrong personality.
Mr. Soursuckle revealed that Miss Ginger, as Wolf "Blitz" Blitzer calls her, kept fantastic records and allegedly has over 6,000 cell phone calls documented from Mr. Cain.
She has hotel receipts, motel receipts, a dozen Victoria's Secret receipts, and a fast food receipt for two cheeseburgers, fries, and two chocolate milk shakes from a Burger Bandit Restaurant in Chattanooga dated September 13, 2011.
Miss White also has an Atlanta Braves MLB baseball pennant which Herman autographed, an Atlanta Falcons NFL football helmet which Cain signed, and even an Atlanta Hawks NBA basketball jock strap that Herman also signed and which was given to him by 6-foot-11-inch Hilton Armstrong (#31).
Soursuckle asked Mr. Cain if he is starting to finally feel like his goose is cooked. Cain, rolled his eyes and said that he was not gonna be talking about cooking or gooses or geeses or what's good for the goose is good for the gander.
So be that as it may, the GOP list of presidential hopefuls will shortly be losing its lone black candidate who will no doubt tell the news media that he has decided to drop out of the GOP presidential race because of the tons and tons and tons of false accusations, innuendos, remarks, comments, half truths, and downright truths.
He will say that his wife, Gloria told him to keep going, but that he responded by saying that he does not want to subject the American people to any more "PizzaGate" white women coming out of the woodwork.
SIDENOTE: One has to wonder why Herman Cain hasn't had any black women come forward with any charges. Well, the answer is probably a pretty simple one. The brutha left the black sistas alone because he knew that if he messed with them and then called them liars, that they would turn him into a human piñata and kick his black GOP ass all the way from the Right Coast to the Left Coast.
