White House Pimps And Obama Czars Not Included In New Job Numbers

Funny story written by Dr. Billingsgate

Saturday, 4 February 2012

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Obama's Czars

BILLINGSGATE POST - The Labor Department announced today that the 240,000 increase in jobs did not include the record number of pimps and Czars installed by President Obama in the administration.

It is estimated that the number of czars in the Obama regime has hit 45. Operating under a "Veil of Secrecy," not unlike the pimps who run prostitution rings, it is next to impossible to know just how many "policy advisors" President Obama has appointed; thus it is virtually a guess as to what the real number of employed were if you included the czars and pimps in the White House.

Judicial Watch reports that these appointees have seized unprecedented control over major aspects of government policy and programs. And because they operate like newly beknighted cockroaches scurrying in the night under a veil of secrecy, their jobs cannot be reported because no one knows exactly what they do or who pays them.

Dr. Billingsgate, the eponymous source of this information, has once again assigned his crack investigative reporter, Detrick "Dirty Trick" Detwiler, to track down this insidious blight on our government.

Some of BILLINGSGATE POST readers possibly recall that it was Detwiler who unraveled the story regarding the use of a "Montana Pole" by a Massachusett's Congressman on his Washington roommate. The pole which has a mirror attached at one end, is normally used by lonely Montana sheep-herders to see if the sheep is smiling while he pokes them from behind. Evidence uncovered by "Dirty Trick" determined that this Congressman was the first to utilize the pole with a non-sheep under similiar circumstances.

Detwiler, not being a foggy-bottom dweller himself, is chomping at the bit to lift up the veil of secrecy that surrounds the czar proliferation in the White House. When he returns from Washington on this assignment, you can expect a story that might blow the socks off the Beltway.

NOTE: Friday is always a slow day for Dr. B.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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