"Mr. Bankruptcy" calls Jon Stewart a racist

Funny story written by UWGB-Beek

Thursday, 3 November 2011

New York, NY--Donald Trump is calling Jon Stewart a racist for pointing out that Herman Cain sexually harassed two women.

"How dare Jon Stewart make jokes about Herman Cain harassing two women. It is totally racist to pick on a man because of his color. If a guy like Jon did it, Jon probably wouldn't be making fun of him. You have to be racist to pick on Herman Cain."

When Donald was asked if he thought Herman Cain harassed the two women, he said this: "Did he harass the women? Sure, why else would he give them money."

Donald Trump then continued to talk about how if he was running for president that Herman Cain wouldn't even be a news story because Herman Cain would be supporting Donald's campaign.

"Herman Cain likes women, and sure he can't handle his alcohol, because it was really just the beer and booze that made Mr. Cain do what he did. He is not responsible for his actions when he drinks, like all good leaders, it wasn't his fault he drank too much and decided to harass some women that didn't want him." Donald Trump added.

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