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Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

Funny story: Should Mermaids Make More Money Than Mermen?

"Absolutely not," said one merman. "I mean, mermaids are a dime a dozen, not rare or unique at all, so they just deserve a standard rate, right?" He continued, "Mermen, on the other hand, are unique and rare, and deserve to be paid premium rates."...

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Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Funny story: Alexander ($10 Bill) Hamilton Holds Press Confernce in NYC

Sure he's dead, but that didn't stop him from appearing before a huge crowd in Times Square yesterday to complain about the Treasury Department's plans to boot him from the front of the $10 bill. "It's an outrage," he told the crowd, continuing, "...

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Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

Funny story: Wile E. Coyote Names ACME And Road Runner In Personal Injury Lawsuit

BILLINGSGATE POST: Wile E. Coyote filed charges against ACME Corporation and the Road Runner in the Los Angeles District Court this morning. Represented by Attorney to the Stars, Gloria Pinchmouth, Coyote alleges that ACME Corporation and the Road...

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Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

Funny story: Justin Bieber Says Since Atlanta Doesn't Want Him He May Try To See About Moving To Savannah

ATLANTA - A source very close to Justin Bieber says that the talented pop singer is devastated that the residents of Atlanta do not want him moving into their community. Bieber even went as far as to say he would donate $125,000 to The Buckhead Ne...

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Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

Funny story: Simon Cowell Could End Up Being Deported

NEW YORK CITY - Simon Cowell's horizontal hula with married socialite Lauren Silverman could come back to bite him in his British butt, as they say in Liverpool. According to several publications the X-Factor mogul who dilly-dallied with Lauren Si...

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NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

Funny story: NASA Sued by Bachelor Rat on Mars

As soon as the news surfaced that a rat (of the rodent, not human, variety) had been photographed on Mars, Science and Technology reporter Gail Farrelly at The Spoof.com knew she had to be the first to interview him. "Thank goodness for Skype," Farr...

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Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

Funny story: Joe Rickey Hundley AKA The Baby Slapper Named The Meanest Man In America

MINNEAPOLIS - Jessica Bennett, mother of 19-month old Jonah Bennett, is thrilled that the man who slapped her baby could end up serving one year in prison. Mrs. Bennett spoke with Tapioca Swizzle of Tittle Tattle Tonight and said that Joe Rickey H...

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Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

Funny story: Romney Gets Into It With A Reporter

NAUGATUCK, Connecticut - Mitt Romney flew to Naugatuck to visit one of his fellow multi-millionaire friends Simon P. Figgincow, 59. Figgincow is the individual who is alleged to have told Romney not to show his income tax returns from 2007 to 2010...

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Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

Funny story: Ashton Kutcher Wants A Divorce From Demi Moore So He Can Marry Mila Kunis

WILLIAMSPORT, Pennsylvania - Ashton Kutcher and his girlfriend Mila Kunis were in Williamsport watching the Little League World Series Championship Game between Tennessee and Japan. The team from Japan won the game 12-2. After the game Ashton and...

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Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

Funny story: Johnny Depp Furious As His Girlfriend of 14 Years Vanessa Paradis Says She Wants Half of His $350 Million

NEW YORK CITY - Johnny Depp may soon learn exactly how Mel Gibson felt when he had to give half of his $1 billion to his wife in their divorce settlement. The ex-Mrs. Gibson is now one of the richest women in Australia, who is worth a cool $500 mi...

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Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

Funny story: Johnny Depp Dumps Vanessa Paradis and Quickly Rebounds With The Erotically Sexy Amber Beard

NEW YORK CITY - In a rebounding move that any NBA player would be proud of Johnny Depp has just dumped his girlfriend of 14 years, Vanessa Paradis and instantly jumped up and hooked up with the very attractive, sexy, actress Amber Beard. Pico de G...

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Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

Funny story: Miss Pennsylvania Refuses To Apologize To Donald Trump and Says She's Moving Down To Mexico

TROUT RUN, Pennsylvania - The former Miss Pennsylvania, Sheena Junglevina Monnin, was at a local Burger Bandit signing autographs with the purchase of a Burger Bandit Burger Combo Deal. She was asked by Taffeta Kixx with iRumors if she plans to ap...

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Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

Funny story: Donald Trump Furious With Miss Pennsylvania's Charge - Plans To Sue and Demands To See Her Birth Certificate

MANHATTAN - A very close, long time friend of billionaire Donald Trump stated that in all the years that he has known Mr. Trump, that he has never seen him angrier than he is at the moment. According to Fajita San Guacamole of Hollywood Innuendo,...

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The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

Funny story: The NBA Suspends L.A. Laker Metta World Peace (The Player Formerly Known As Ron Artest) For 7 Games

NEW YORK CITY - NBA Commissioner David Stern handed out a stern suspension to the elbow-throwing Los Angeles Laker Metta World Peace. Commissioner Stern addressed the sports media that had assembled in the sports department at Macy's Department St...

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Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber

Funny story: Taylor Swift Is Still Very Upset At Getting Punk'd By Justin Bieber

NASHVILLE - Country music sensation Taylor Swift is still quite upset, angry, and hurt that she was maliciously punk'd by Justin Bieber. Swift was led to believe and actually felt that she'd had a part in causing a wedding yacht to catch fire and...

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X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

Funny story: X-Factor Cast-Off Drew Ryniewicz, 14, Is Still Extremely Devastated and Is Now Contemplating Suing Simon Cowell

CHINO VALLEY, Arizona - Drew Ryniewicz is back home in Chino Valley, Arizona and she is still upset at having been eliminated from X-Factor. The little, bitty, skinny, 14-year-old singer met with Sangria Wine of TV ClickerWorld and had a nice chat...

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Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

Funny story: Mariah Carey and Michael Buble Hire Gloria Allred To Force Kim Kardashian To Return All of Her Wedding Gifts

WEST HOLLYWOOD - Noted singers Michael Buble and Mariah Carey have both come out as saying that Kim Kardashian should be ashamed of herself for tricking the entire world into believing that her recent wedding to NBA lockout player Kris Humphries was...

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Gloria Allred Says Herman Cain "A Discredit To His Race"

Funny story: Gloria Allred Says Herman Cain "A Discredit To His Race"

SCOTTSDALE - Herman Cain reached out to the Nation this afternoon in an effort to put behind him allegations that he put his hand up Sharon Bialek's skirt while attempting to go where no man had ever gone before. Saying unequivocably that Ms. Bial...

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National Park Service Rewrites Statue of Liberty Plaque

"Give me your strong, your rich, your workers yearning to breathe capitalism. Send no homeless, impoverished, or those seeking refuge from MS-13 to me. I want no trash to tarnish our golden door."
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