In An NBA Shocker: LeBron James Has Asked The Miami Heat To Trade Him To The Cleveland Cavaliers

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Monday, 17 October 2011


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A close up of LeBron James. (Photo from the personal basketball photo collection of Sarah Palin).

MIAMI - Even though the NBA owners are still locking out the players and the first two weeks of the NBA season has already been scratched, one player is making his voice heard loud and clear.

LeBron James of the Miami Heat was recently interviewed by Ogelthorpe Ogeltree of Sports Territory Magazine at a Cackle Cackle Chicken Diner in Miami.

James was asked what he thought about the fact that the owners may end up cancelling the entire basketball season.

LeBron took a bite out of his fried chicken wing and told Mr. Ogeltree that he really and truly did not give a rat's ass about the NBA season.

When Ogeltree asked him why not the 6 foot 8 inch tall James replied that at the moment he is extremely depressed and he could not care less about all of the owner divas and player prima donnas arguing back and forth like a bunch of blue-haired old ladies at a senior citizens home arguing about some jive ass soap opera.

Ogeltree asked LeBron why the hell he was in such a bitter, foul, angry, sarcastic, son-of-a-bithcin' mood.

"Say what my cracker honky little dude?" LeBron asked loudly.

"You heard me bitch. Don't act like you did not hear the friggin question." Ogeltree replied standing up on his tip toes. "You heard my question loud and clear mofo, so answer it before I put a world of hurt on your punk ass."

LeBron James looked down at Ogeltree and he could not believe that those words had come out of the little 5 foot 6 inch piece of kitty cat shit, white fella.

James smiled and told him that he could pick him up and easily toss him an effen distance of 20 yards, where he would then pick him up and kick his hillbilly butt another freakin 25 yards, where he when then pick him up by his ankles and swing him around and let him fly off for another friggin 40 or so yards.

Ogeltree grinned and said, "You gotta catch me first you Redwood-looking fourth quarter choker."

And with that Ogeltree took off running down the street faster than Jamaican Usain Bolt who is considered to be the world's fastest runner.

SIDENOTE: About ten minutes later, Ogelthrope Ogeltree called LeBron James from a pay phone and asked him why he was so depressed. LeBron said that he is tired of being constantly criticized by fans, sports reporters, opposing players, cheerleaders, and even some hot dog vendors for dumping his old team and joining the Miami Heat. LeBron confessed that he has asked the Miami owner to trade him back to his former team the Cleveland Cavaliers.

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