Liverpool man turns into a raging werewolf, literally!

Funny story written by Jaggedone

Wednesday, 24 August 2011

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The "Beast" of Liverpool even wearing his "Little Red Hat"!

As if the UK didn't have enough to worry about it seems that many of their young males are turning into werewolves, literally!

A Liverpool man, better known as a beastly Scouser, had a punch-up outside a very dubious club called the Funky Box (a place to avoid if you only want to enjoy yourself) and during the fight bit his victims nose, ears and lips off, spat them out and runaway yowling although it wasn't even full moon.

The police investigating the incident confirmed the fact that the "animal" that inflicted the wounds was neither human, a pitbull or a dobermann, but certainly had all of the indications of a werewolf.

The beast was later captured and after examining him, it seems that he was rather hairy, had huge fang-like teeth and wore a hoody (what else) to hide his very ugly and beastly appearance.

This is not the first case of young British males turning "beastly" as was witnesed in the riots a couple of weeks ago. But this attack is rather reminiscent of "The Hounds of the Baskervilles" on the misty Yorkshire Moors, what a "Ripper" that was!

Young, Scouse females visiting dodgy night clubs in Liverpool have been warned, the disease is rapidly spreading!

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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