Werewolf Freed On Compassionate Grounds

Funny story written by Dr Scotty Madoc

Saturday, 21 May 2011

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Mr Snell drooling for the cameras

Today Mr Colin Snell, a former librarian, was released from Prison where he had been serving life for the brutal murder of two American hitch-hikers on the Yorkshire moors in the 1980's.

Mr Snell apparently became a werewolf after drinking contaminated water whilst on holiday in Butlins.

His solicitor said 'Mr Snell is no longer a menace to society, he is a frail old man who has not got long to live and should be allowed to spend his last few months at home to die in peace.'

Asked what he intended to do during his last few months, Mr Snell answered- 'I'm just going to have a little get together with some close friends to celebrate my release. I think we'll have an outdoor BBQ on the moors, plenty of chicken ribs and some beer and perhaps watch the eclipse. Nothing can go wrong.'

When asked if he thought he would ever kill again, Mr Snell answered: 'I hope not, its not any fun for me either, transforming into a giant man eating wolf. I'd prefer to be golfing. Woof.'

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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