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Funny story: House Homeland Security committee members given rabies shots following Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s rabid outburst

House Homeland Security committee members given rabies shots following Marjorie Taylor-Greene’s rabid outburst

Reuters has reported that all members of the House Homeland Security committee have been given anti-rabies shots after one of the committee members, Marjorie Taylor-Greene, went ape-shit during a committee session while questioning the Secretary of H…

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Funny story: The Cuban Carnivore

The Cuban Carnivore

Stephen Colbert said that Ted Cruz looked like a werewolf who got frozen in mid-change. I like jokes as much as the next werewolf, but this is going too far! Yes, Mr. Colbert, you have let the wolf out of the bag by revealing who Ted Cruz really i…

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Funny story: Werewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People

Werewolf Arrested For Eating Too Many People

Amicable werewolf, Lonnie Howling, had a wicked penchant for eating people. His favorite type of cuisine was a plate of raw Democrat which he dined on at least once a day. Unlike other werewolves, who transform whenever there is a full moon in th...

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Funny story: Argentine President Cristina Kirchner adopts Israeli PM Netanyahu 'to stop him turning into a werewolf'

Argentine President Cristina Kirchner adopts Israeli PM Netanyahu 'to stop him turning into a werewolf'

Buenos Aires - "As well as gorging on excrement, unbaptized babies and the flesh of the recently deceased, the werewolf is an unnaturally strong creature that spreads its curses with a lethal venomous bite," Argentina's President Cristina Fernández d...

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Funny story: The True Story of Marvel Comics' Ghost Rider

The True Story of Marvel Comics' Ghost Rider

It was 1972, and Marvel Comics editors, writers, and artists were feeling decidedly uncreative. "We'd run out of ideas at The House of Ideas," Stan Lee recalled at the recent San Diego Comics Convention. "However, Marvel's always been good at ripping off competitors, and, at the time, the trend was to balance out superhero comics with horror themes. We put the two together, and viola! Ghost Rider...

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Funny story: Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A Lesbian Werewolf! - Today's Piffle Prize Winner

Once again the Daily Mail has scooped all three top slots in today's Piffle Prize Awards for three idiotic headlines accompanied by three non-stories. The winner by a wide margin, as selected by the judges, was 'Elvis Presley's Granddaughter Is A...

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Funny story: Liverpool man turns into a raging werewolf, literally!

Liverpool man turns into a raging werewolf, literally!

As if the UK didn't have enough to worry about it seems that many of their young males are turning into werewolves, literally! A Liverpool man, better known as a beastly Scouser, had a punch-up outside a very dubious club called the Funky Box (a p...

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Funny story: Werewolf Freed On Compassionate Grounds

Werewolf Freed On Compassionate Grounds

Today Mr Colin Snell, a former librarian, was released from Prison where he had been serving life for the brutal murder of two American hitch-hikers on the Yorkshire moors in the 1980's. Mr Snell apparently became a werewolf after drinking contam...

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Funny story: Tourist mutilated on the moors - chum survives

Tourist mutilated on the moors - chum survives

It's just emerged that two young American student/tourists have been attacked by a mysterious creature, on the moors. At night, in the dark. In a chillingly similar scenario to that depicted in the motion picture film An American Werewolf In Londo...

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Funny story: Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

Butch Patrick, aka Eddie Munster of "The Munsters" To Marry His #1 Fan Which He Met At A Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra Convention

INTERCOURSE, Pennsylvania - Butch Patrick, who starred as little Eddie Munster in the 60s sit-com, The Munsters is walking on cloud 9. The little fella, who is now 57, met his future wife at a Vampire-Werewolf-Chupacabra convention held in Interco...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner: "Legend Werewolf" Will Make You Look Back Over Your Shoulder!

Taylor Lautner: "Legend Werewolf" Will Make You Look Back Over Your Shoulder!

Taylor Lautner, starring in the new John Carpenter movie "Legend Werewolf" says that this movie is definitely no "I Was A Teenage Werewolf". "That old film starring Michael Landon gave werewolf movies a bad name for a long time", stated teen acto...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

Taylor Lautner Not Really A Werewolf

A statement was issued today reassuring Twilight fans that Taylor Lautner isn't really a werewolf and that he was merely acting a part in the Twilight movies with the help of make-up and CGI digital effects. The announcement comes following an int...

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Funny story: Taylor Lautner Helps Real Life Werewolf Boy In India

Taylor Lautner Helps Real Life Werewolf Boy In India

A 13-year-old "werewolf" boy who desperately seeks a cure for his condition and is baffling medical experts, has drawn the attention of Hollywood's werewolf of the Twilight movies, Taylor Lautner. Pruthviraj Patil is one of about 50 people in the...

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Funny story: Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

Teen Werewolf Rebels - Gets Bikini Wax!

London, UK-Teen Werewolf, Chandak Mingan, was successful at keeping his bikini wax job a secret from his parents until the first full moon. As the moon rose on that fateful night he remained hairless. Big, naked, and with long, sharp claws, but still...

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Funny story: Alistair Darling is a Werewolf

Alistair Darling is a Werewolf

Shock news from number 11 Downing Street today when it was revealed that the Chancellor of the Exchequer, Alistair Darling, is a werewolf. Darling, 54, was bitten by a large animal whilst working as Secretary of State for Scotland in May 2006, pro...

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Funny story: WolfWare In London Council Flat

WolfWare In London Council Flat

A Wolfware has been discovered hiding out in a council flat in London. The part wolf part ware man, goes by the name of "Growl".

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Funny story: Werewolf Extinction?

Werewolf Extinction?

First the snowmen now the werewolves, Professor Ima Dorc of Hardley University is again warning of the possible extinction of a near-human species.

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