Written by Lady Godiva

Thursday, 14 April 2011

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Inhopeless 'caught' in the act of voicemail hacking.

Inhopeless, Spoofwriter living in Birmingham, has been arrested by Scotland Yard's Operation Weetabix team for, allegedly, hacking into fellow Spoofwriter, Lady Godiva's voicemail messages.

Some of these messages are from her mam and need decoding so that was a waste of his precious time.

Operation Weetabix is remaining tight-lipped over these incidents, however, a source told our reporter that they are trying to get Inhopeless to work for THEM and share his secrets in order to catch other hackers.

Inhopeless has been 'working' at The Spoof for a very short time compared to that of other Spoofers and it's hoped he won't help out the Met. However, he is also suspected of 'borrowing' other Spoofers stories and selling them on to the Red Tops - who are stupid enough to BUY them instead of just stealing them like they normally do.

Last week, eight Spoofers who had made claims against Inhopeless, received an apology from his mother. His mother wants him to complete his schooling and continue on to University. His dream is to become a Psychiatrist.

Fellow Spoofers suggested that he 'take himself on' as his very first patient.

Inhopeless' mother is hoping everything will be 'sorted' out in his favour in time for him to return to school after the Easter Holidays.

Lady Godiva has not, personally, pressed any charges against Inhopeless and commented,

"It's just the follies of youth".

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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