Written by galgar

Monday, 14 February 2011

Cameron is rather worried about his sacred cow...foreign aid. He feels concerned that if any more African dictators are deposed there will be nobody left to receive the huge annual amount of aid because at present most of them maintain several palaces and wives to match at the British taxpayers expense.

There will be nowhere for MPs to go during the summer break, the end of freebie holidays and poor old prince Andrew will be really knackered. The poor fellow will just have to stay at home and vegetate.

On the plus side there will be billions less sterling leaving the country so the government can give some to the EU and still afford to keep another few thousand asylum seekers in luxury including the deposed dictators and their families so it can't be bad.

We are all waiting with baited breath to see when Cammi and Cleggy will ditch their wives and tie the knot like good little public school boys after the legalising of same sex marriages in church. Nothing without reason.

Willie (thirteen pints Hague) is to be best man according to our Weeki Leeks mole currently working as a house of commons cleaner on a fake passport, but we are unable to find out which one he will be giving away.

Ladbrokes are giving odds of twenty to one on Cammi.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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