Written by Inhopeless

Monday, 14 February 2011

The Conservative-Liberal Democrats coalition in power in the United Kingdom have announced to push on with the cultural directive known as Big Society. Many are mystified. However, Inhopeless Media Group have this handy InfoDepth for you.

Big Society will include:

- An increase in the average mass of UK-born babies by 250% from 0.75kg to 1.9kg

- Everyone to volunteer to do the government's job while feeding kids and paying taxes

- Burning Wolverhampton

- Doing less with a hell lot less

- Ensuring the education of the youth and poor adults by closing down public libraries

- Getting students to teach their own lessons at university

- Making sure Cameron has even more wishful ideas with delusions of grandeur

- Blaming everything on the previous Labour government

- Blaming everything on the people who voted for the previous Labour government

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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