UK Transsexual wins UK scrabble contest "cumming from behind"!

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Monday, 1 November 2010

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Mikki (or Mike) undressed for the day job whilst "Scrabbling" for soap in the shower!

A fairy in a pink wig (and certainly not your usual straight, nerdy, Scrabble player), has shocked the world and won the UK's Scrabbler of the year contest.

The guy or girl (?), big fan of Lady GaGa, unshaven (a dead give away) and looking pretty knackered after the marathon contest held the cup proudly and announced, "guys (?) dressed in pink wigs are not dumb blondes after all!"

Mikki "The Hunk" Nicholson, alias Micky "The Hunk" Nicholson, a hod carrier by day and pole dancer by night proved to the world that just because "trannies" act like girly morons they can still have grey cells between their ears (what's between their legs is a different matter!).

Gay Rights and Transsexual expert, Sebastian Shirley Goldylocks-Gaga gave the following press statement:

"We are proud that Mikki (or Mike, day job)) has won this hetro, matcho male dominated contest, it shows that we Gays, Trannies and other deviant species are infiltrating mainstream contests and showing them we also have 'balls' (or used to)!"

Mikki finished the contest with a triple, double and quadruple whammy starting with the word GAY, finishing with SEX, cum up from behind and crossed them with GANGBANG, championship winning style, ouch!

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