Gay Man Photographed Pumping Little Boys Balls

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Sunday, 16 January 2011

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A gay man in the local village was pictured in the local paper this week furiously pumping a little boys balls at the side of the road.

Larry Sabu, 20, was cruising along in his mother's Fiat Panda when he spotted a child in distress.

"Upon seeing a child my natural reaction was to grab him and put him in the boot but, being a gentleman, I stopped the car and went to his assistance instead", Larry told us.

The Nigerian boy was carrying two flat footballs and sobbing into his sleeve.

"The poor lad said that he couldn't play football because his balls were flat and that his entire family depended on him having big balls", Larry continued, "It made me very sad. I hated seeing a little boy with flat balls...."

Ever helpful, Larry blew the little boys balls as hard as he could until they were nice and shiny and round.

A passing photographer from the Village Voice snapped Larry in the act and printed the heart-warming tale in the paper.

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