Adopt a Bollock

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Friday, 31 December 2010


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Adopt a Bollock is a new recognized charitable organization which came into being when it was discovered that many men, with testicular cancer, were unable to raise the money to pay for treatment.

Men diagnosed with testicular cancer, have their bollock or bollocks photographed and the photographs can be viewed on www.adoptabollock.come . You are free to chose whichever bollock you wish to sponsor (or whose-ever bollock).

For $25 per month you will receive a photograph of the bollock or bollocks you have chosen to sponsor and will also receive monthly udates (including photographs) of your 'adopted bollock(s)' accompanied by medical progress reports.

Should your adopted bollock (or bollocks) not do too well, resulting in 'amputation', you may choose to end your monthly payments or continue them - in which case the money will be transferred to the 'counselling service' which the owner of 'amputated bollock' chooses to attend after the procedure.

Another choice you have is, you may transfer your monthly payments to another bollock, or bollocks, of your choosing.

Should YOU ever find yourself in a position where you need this service, you will, if you have been a contributing member for a minimum of 6 months, be thrust to the head of the queue for adoption of YOUR bollock or bollocks.

Just in: Glenn Close just said VAGINA on the Graham Norton Show. (It's probably a repeat!)

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