Justin Bieber Says He is not Gay

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Saturday, 15 January 2011

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Despite rumors all over the internet, Justin Bieber told reporters yesterday that he is NOT gay.

"I DO have some gay friends but most of my friends are straight", Bieber told us. "The stories on the internet are false. This is not to say that I am better than my gay friends, we just have different hormones, I guess."

Justin's mother Pattie Mallette admits that she may have started the rumor herself by stating in a recent article in The San Francisco Daily that 'Justin grew up without a dad and that 'I never covered up my body all that well around the house and that may have influenced Justin but I didn't come out and say that Justin was gay.'

Mallette admitted that Justin had four gay grandmothers and they could have influenced him also.

"Then there were all those sleepovers by male friends and all that giggling going on in the other room. But that doesn't mean Justin is gay...like two of his uncles, three aunts and one grandfather."

"Having seven bisexuals in your family CAN get you a little confused about your sexuality", Justin finished his remarks during the interview yesterday.

This is Fanny 'Butch' Bright for The West Coast Post.

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