Written by armfeetandtoe

Friday, 31 December 2010

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Lady Godiva caught on cctv at Heathrow Airport

Scotland Yard are on the hunt for a woman who is removing testicles from unsuspecting men, and selling them on the internet.

The thief, now identified as Lady Godiva, the onetime bum snatching bandit, has gone to ground, somewhere in Canada.

Police believe, Lady Godiva has been removing testicles from men in London, Paris, Ontario and Vancouver.

Inspector Corner, of the yard, said his team were alerted, when a man came into the station saying he had fell asleep on a bench in Hyde park, upon waking, he felt a sharp pain in his nether region.
When he went into the gents to have a look, his right testicle had gone missing. Police believe he had been drugged before the removal.

Criminal Psycologist, Zeekman Zeekman, believes this is a unique case.

"Zer vooman who haf teken zer testicle, zees zis hass ein decoration fur zer christmas tree becos she voz denied zer bauble as a child.
Vee mus brrrring ein voman a shtop before she makes der men caput!

Lady Godiva's sister, when contacted, made the following statement.

"Well, thert gal is a reel hootnanny! I knowd her sell lota strange stuff an all, bert this beats the godam lot! How merch cash thert bitch a makin from this? Wen youall see her, tell her to get her ass bak tu der swamp!......Bitch.

Testicles are now changing hands at £500 per side.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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