Nostrodamus and Revelations Saw this Coming!

Written by j.w.

Friday, 10 December 2010

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Fresh analysis of the text by Nostrodamus and the Biblical spoof story 'Revelations' has led Prof. Bonkers of New York Institute of Advanced Theology to put forward a startling interpretation of these ancient clairvoyant accounts.

Bonkers is certain Nostrodamus saw the student riots in London many years ago and prophesised 'the downfall of a kingdom, once great, which had upset the Gods of the ether' - a clear reference to Britain and the anonymous hackers.

Revelations goes even further, in Bonker's view. He quoted the text: 'And there shall be much gnashing of teeth at the fate of a Queen, who has replaced another Queen.' Here we have a clear reference to Camilla but it is not certain whether the other Queen she is replacing is Queen Elizabeth or Queen Diana.'

Dr Foster of Gloucester University has questioned the Bonkers thesis. 'Nostrodamus has got everything wrong and Revelations only reveals it was written by someone who was totally mad.'

The man or woman in the street is left not knowing what to think. Urgently seeking advice from those with the greater knowledge of the Truth.

However Paul Gascoigne is saying nothing coherent and Lady GaGa is tired of explaining the occult mysteries of the universe.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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