Nostradamus predicts 2010

Written by Alexandria177

Friday, 25 December 2009

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He wrote one verse about an evil leader that predicted every evil leader since!

New York City - It's almost the New Year, and everyone knows what that means! That's right, it's time to check with everyone's favorite dead psychic, and learn what's going to happen this year!

Remember, Nostradamus is always right! As you've heard all your life, he predicted Napoleon, Hitler, Stalin, Pol Pot and Saddam Hussein! All his predictions have come true! Always!

And to all you fundamentalist Christians, Nostradamus - like the astrologer in your favorite supermarket tabloid - is 100% Jesus Approved, neverminding what the Bible says!

So given that Nostradamus's timely warnings let all of us know not to be in the WTC - except for scoffers who would rue not listening to him if they'd lived! - let's see what safety tips and guides he has for us this year!

First off, if one reads his work carefully, one can see that he refers to other Masters with the predictive gift. And, though I blush to say it - he has clearly indicated that I am one of them! So you'll need to buy my book, which has astrological and psychic predictions for 2010, just for you!

Now I know, scoffers may say, "How do we know that the Master with the predictive gift is you?" Well, I'm glad you asked, it shows perception! But as I am a Master with a predictive gift, it could hardly be anyone else now, could it?

But at least you can see that I welcome all honest inquiries, and unlike frauds, am not afraid to answer!

Now, so you don't have to wait for the four to six weeks it takes for my book on Nostradamus's (and mine!) predictions, here are some teasers!

1. There will be wars and rumors of wars...Just like the Bible said! And Nostradamus! And me! I personally guarantee that there will be conflict abroad this year, and I am seeing a clear picture of American soldiers sacrificing their lives that we may bring freedom and prosperity to our less fortunate brothers overseas.

2. A world leader will die or resign, or otherwise be removed from office.

3. Celebrity watchers, take note! I am seeing a scandal about a popular celebrity this year! Something involving their loved one, and maybe about drugs, too!

4. I am seeing a controversial Supreme Court decision being made this year. While it will produce turmoil, the intrinsic camaraderie and love of democracy that we all share will let us move past it, and be the stronger for it.

Well, that's all for now! Remember, Nostradamus is always right, especially as I interpret him! So do not delay in ordering the only book you'll need this year! I already have seen a vision - you'll love it!

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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