'Cuts Make Poor Bleed' says Tory shite

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Thursday, 25 November 2010

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Putting the knife in to all that working class shagging

London - (Inbred Ass Mess): "Next thing you know they'll be claiming Child Benefit," disgraced ex-MP Howard Shite told reporters, "bleeding the nation dry with their bloody shagging."

The wannabe life peer thinks it's no good giving benefits to underclasses during a recession.

"Bloody good hiding - that's what they need!" Shite, former Tory MP for Arundel & South Downs added excitedly.

Instead benefits should be targetting members of the Distressed Ex-Investment Bankers Association who are battling redundancy in these hellish times.

Flight, 69, is one of Big Dave Cameron's hand-picked men destined for ermine in the Upper House.

Some sort of Tory HQ cover-up stink tank recommended the fetid scumbag after he rolled over and played dead for the last five years.

He'll probably end up sitting next to Jeffrey Archer and Ronnie Biggs following his investiture in the House of Lords.

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