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Funny story: Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

Man Is Going To Rob A Bank

An Englishman whose mind is in absolute turmoil with regard to how he is going to ensure the well-being of his young family after his own death, is going to rob a bank. The extremely ambitious plan was hatched today by Ken Moyswood (not real name)…

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Funny story: Indian stray dog finds life hard in luxurious German house!

Indian stray dog finds life hard in luxurious German house!

(UNEDITED) It seems that living a life of roaming Indian streets, scavenging for scraps of food, fighting for one's right to survive and, not ending up on the plate of Chinese dog-eaters, is still quite attractive because one dog, who was rescued fro…

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Funny story: Woman Is Darning Socks During Lockdown

Woman Is Darning Socks During Lockdown

As the lockdown imposed by the government starts to take its toll on the sanity of UK residents trapped in their homes, a woman has revealed how she is putting her time to good use - by darning her husband's socks. Martha Bristlingthwaite, 52, of...

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Funny story: Nashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Turn on a Dime

Nashville Man Unsuccessfully Tries to Turn on a Dime

One day during his lunch break, Justin Cooley noticed a thin silver coin lying on a sidewalk in downtown Nashville - and was at an utter loss as to how to respond. "I know you're supposed to turn on a dime," he said. "But how the heck do you do i...

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Funny story: Christmas Is On The Way

Christmas Is On The Way

News is just now emerging that Christmas, the Christian festival that supposedly marks the birth of Jesus the Son of God, and is now celebrated around the world by giving each other various unwanted gifts, is coming. If this wasn't bad enough, the...

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Funny story: Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Nigel Farage Pledges Brexit Party Will Return Britain To Its Former Glories

Brexit Party leader, Nigel Farage, has said that, if his party are successful and are elected to power in the December General Election, he will personally do his utmost to attempt to restore Britain to its former glorious past. Farage said that t...

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Funny story: "It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

"It Wasn't Me!", Said Girl

A filthy young New York streetgirl accused of stealing and eating some chocolate from a shop, has claimed she wasn't responsible, despite the evidence still being all over her face. The grotty urchin, who looked about 5 years old, was interviewed...

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Funny story: Woman Washed Trousers With Money In Back Pocket, And Did Not Discover It!

Woman Washed Trousers With Money In Back Pocket, And Did Not Discover It!

In a story that, frankly, defies belief, a woman who washed her husband's trousers with a $10 bill in their back pocket, and failed to realize this, only became aware of this when her husband informed her later. Esther Carsten, 33 wife of Bill, 36...

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Funny story: Man Spends His Time Unravelling String

Man Spends His Time Unravelling String

A man has admitted under cross-examination by the Unemployment Office, that he has nothing better to do than unravel string. Maurice Brooke, 56, made the astonishing revelation during a back-to-work interview at the office that has delayed his Uni...

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Funny story: Things Getting Tight for Attention

Things Getting Tight for Attention

For generations, thanks to regular reminders to pay him, Attention had been doing quite well for himself. These days, though, amidst a flood of social media, smart phones, and infinite other distractions, no one’s paying Attention much – and he's be...

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Funny story: NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA Explains InSight Probe And All Other Space Exploration

NASA officials have defended the space agency's InSight probe to discover the interior structure of Mars, after facing pointed criticism, earlier in the week, that the project was an "astronomical waste of money". The landing on the surface of Ma...

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Funny story: Man Got Dole Money And Went Straight To Las Vegas

Man Got Dole Money And Went Straight To Las Vegas

There was little sympathy for one man this week, when it was revealed he had received his dole cheque on Wednesday, and then headed straight for Las Vegas, where he spent the fucking lot! David Arsehole, 23, from Manchester, signed on at the Unemp…

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Funny story: Food Banks Poverty Wank

Food Banks Poverty Wank

Conservative MP, Tobias Strom, today blasted the use of food banks up and down the country. Talking to forty other like minded cock ends he said: There is a growing epidemic in this country and I'm not talking about poor people! This got the ex...

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Funny story: New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

New bicycle ride service beats Uber and Lyft

Phoenix, AZ - According to WedG spokes-person, Streck "The Streak" Baque, WedG's new bicycle ride service is much cheaper that Uber or Lyft. Customers sit on the crossbar. Customers have a choice of facing the pedaler or facing the handlebars. A...

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Funny story: Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

Now illegal to feed minimum-wage workers in San Francisco

San Francisco, California - Following the arrest of a score of tourists in San Francisco this past week, the city police department has issued a public service announcement reminding the public that it is illegal to feed minimum-wage workers on the...

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Funny story: Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

Trump Signs Yet Another Executive Order Banning Poverty

POTUS Donald J. Trump has worked quickly and furiously with his new presidential pen like a kid with new sneakers who swears he can jump higher and run faster. So far he has done everything he can to prove he is faster and jumps higher by issuing app...

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Funny story: West Virginia Family Torn Asunder by Son's Hobo Dreams

West Virginia Family Torn Asunder by Son's Hobo Dreams

Eight-year-old Jack Strait of Morgantown, West Virginia, isn't overly concerned about the worsening economic downturn or rising college tuition rates; he's got another career option in mind. Jack recently informed his parents that he intends to be a...

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