Cameron tells Cameron to "Back the F(*)ck Off!

Funny story written by SpaceElevator

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

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Though sources are not sure who started it, Prime Minister David Cameron and film-maker James Cameron got in a red hot shouting match over the phone -- yelling repeatedly at each other to "Back the f(*)ck off!"

A partial transcript is as follows:

(0847 GMT) Cameron: "I am telling you to back the f(*)ck off."

Cameron: "I am not backing the f(*)ck off until you back the f(*)ck off."...

(0912 GMT) Cameron: "Are you telling me to back the f(*)ck off?!? You and what army are going to make me?!?"

Cameron: "Is there an echo in here? I said back the f(*)ck off!"...

(0930 GMT) Cameron: "Shall I ask you again to politely back the f(*)ck off?!?!?"

Cameron: "What part of back the f(*)ck off don't you understand?!?!?!?"

Cameron: "I'm not asking you to back the f(*)ck off, I'm telling you to back the f(*)ck off!!!"

Cameron: "If I wanted your opinion, I would squeeze it out of you. Now back the f(*)ck off, I say!!!!"

Publicists for both personalities say that it was just a big misunderstanding and that the two remain good friends -- just as long the other guy remains "backed the f(*)ck off".

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