Written by queen mudder

Wednesday, 3 November 2010

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Guarding the nation from Downing Street monsters

London - (Gunpowder Plot): Cops hunting a suspected Downing Street KGB mole delayed telling the PM about last weekend's Yemeni bomb plot it has emerged.

Undercover bomb squad officers apparently found a listening device in one of the Cameron baby's soiled nappies during a routine trawl of Prime Monsterial recycling rubbish.

Early suspicions fell on phone-tapping ex-News of the Screws editor Andy Coulson - now the PM's director of communications.

In 2007 Coulson's royal editor Clive Goodman was nicked for intercepting mobile calls between Prince Harry and a 'smug public figure' believed to be his real birth father.

The move saw scores of red haired MPs reach for the Marigolds in a frantic bid to tone down their hair color.

In September this year the New York Times reopened the whole sordid saga with reports of Coulson's alleged mendacity in a suspected cover-up.

Sordid Arabian bombing mastermind suspect Ibrahim Hassan Tali Al-Asiri is 69.

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