David Cameron's New Year's Resolutions

Funny story written by Ben Macnair

Friday, 5 November 2010

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No, there is no deal............I am agreeing with the bankers....again.

1) Share the money equally.

2) Appear on Jeremy Kyle.

3) Appear on the Wright Stuff.

4) Reduce my carbon foot-print.

5) Reduce my personal level of smugness.

6) Give Nick Clegg a manly hand shake everytime he gets something right.

7) Give Boris Johnson a dressing down everytime he gets something wrong.

8) Get a new bike, and lycra clothes. The old ones are wearing out.

9) Take up Golf.

10) Appear in a film with Michael Sheen, where he is not cast as Tony Blair.

11) Start work on my Auto-biography.

12) Make Jordan the new spokes-person for Culture.

13) Get rid of Culture and the arts all together.

14) Make sure every politician is a multi-millionaire by the time they leave office. That will make me popular.

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