1) Share the money equally.
2) Appear on Jeremy Kyle.
3) Appear on the Wright Stuff.
4) Reduce my carbon foot-print.
5) Reduce my personal level of smugness.
6) Give Nick Clegg a manly hand shake everytime he gets something right.
7) Give Boris Johnson a dressing down everytime he gets something wrong.
8) Get a new bike, and lycra clothes. The old ones are wearing out.
9) Take up Golf.
10) Appear in a film with Michael Sheen, where he is not cast as Tony Blair.
11) Start work on my Auto-biography.
12) Make Jordan the new spokes-person for Culture.
13) Get rid of Culture and the arts all together.
14) Make sure every politician is a multi-millionaire by the time they leave office. That will make me popular.
