Written by Ernest Hendrix

Tuesday, 2 November 2010

image for Heston Eggcites with daring breakfast menu

Award winning Superchef Heston Blumenthal has revealed his latest spectacular breakfast menu which is set to enthrall foodies the world over. The Willy Wonka figure unveiled his 'Full English Breakfast?' yesterday morning at his 3 Michelin starred restaurant, The Fat Duck.

'This is the full English breakfast but with a twist' explained Heston.

'I have taken each individual ingredient and then transformed it into another one. So, I have deconstructed the fried egg and then changed it into a rasher of bacon. The portion of beans were made into sausages and so the
process went on. It has taken three years of extensive research and development to get to the final dish we have
here today' He said earnestly.

Philip 'Schofe' Schofield who was at the launch Tweeted 'As I eggcitedy tucked into the breakfast masterpiece I was
astonished at how wonderful the ingredients tasted. The bacon, sure enough, tasted like bacon and the sausages were quite frankly astonishing!

The 'Full English Breakfast?' an be ordered at The Fat Duck for £50 per person (Tea and Toast are extra).

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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