Gay Man Holds Little Boy's Balls

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Thursday, 14 October 2010


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There's no place for Good Samaritan's these days

A gay man has got in a slight bit of bother after he was pictured holding a young boy's balls in the local park.

Larry Sabu, 20, was feeding the ducks with some leftover scraps when he noticed the small lad struggling to climb over a fence.

The boy was carrying a sackful of footballs which were to be returned to the St. Spastics Sporting Club.

"I couldn't have a child doing himself an injury, now could I?", Larry explained, "so I held his balls while he leapt over into the park".

But the incident was recorded by a heterosexual married male in a dirty grey mac who just happened to be passing by the playground (repeatedly) with his hidden camera tucked firmly into his trousers zipper. He rushed to the park-keeper's cabin and reported the incident.

"There's no climbing allowed in the park. And no walking on the grass", said the park-keeper, "them's the rules. You're also not supposed to piss up me leg but I let that one slide on account of the healing powers of urine".

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