India Offers Free Flights to Commonwealth Games

Funny story written by Xavier

Monday, 4 October 2010

So embarrassed are they at the empty stadiums; India announced today that it would provide free flights to anyone who would be willing to attend the Commonwealth Games in Delhi.

In order to qualify you must have at least two weeks spare and agree to sit in various stadiums and look happy.

Included in the package is a shared room (with 4 others), mattress and squat toilet (hole in the floor) in the corner.

Delhi Belly vaccinations will be provided and free travel insurance to fly you home should you get infected with a disease or squashed under a falling roof.

Contact if you are interested.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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