Written by Xavier

Monday, 4 October 2010

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Viagra gives giraffe a stiff neck

A man appeared at Bow Street Magistrates' Court in London today charged with animal cruelty offences after he slipped three Viagra tablets to a giraffe at London Zoo. He was fine £25 and bound over.

A police spokesman told me that Gavin Pertwee had had a drink and thought it funny to give his week's supply of the drug to the giraffe. Gavin and his three friends waited for two hours to see if the giraffe would get an erection, but were disappointed - it was at that stage they were arrested.

Pertwee told the Court they had a bet about how big a giraffe's penis was and he thought the Viagra might help them solve the riddle.

Fortunately the giraffe suffered no long term effects other than a stiff neck the following morning. Pertwee's partner was furious; "How cruel", she said, "he should have got six months, I think the magistrate's were too soft on him."

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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Topics: Viagra, Giraffe




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