Book Burning Cancelled

Written by Skoob1999

Friday, 10 September 2010

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Just in from Skoob News International affiliate, Bureau, the snippet king and all round good egg - the Gainesville Koran burning session to commemorate 9/11 has been cancelled.

Which is a victory for common sense, human tolerance, and Elf n Safety. (Copyright Morse.)

Not good news for Spoof writers though.

Skoob News had two particularly biting satirical pieces in the pipeline pertaining to the Koran burning extravaganza, but we're pleased to announce that it's probably for the best.

The stories will now, in all probability go the same way as such legendary Skoob News articles as 'Elephant Forgets - Lion Can't Be Arsed' and 'American Eagle Crash Lands In Barcelona'

Which is to say - ignored.

Still - it's probably for the best.

But we already said that. Oh well.

No more as it thankfully doesn't come in.

The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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