"Wouldn't stand up in a court of law!" says head of Serious & Disorganised Crime Agency

Funny story written by queen mudder

Thursday, 2 September 2010

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He'll look a helluva lot less smug in handcuffs

Londin - (Brinks Matt News): "Loada bollox from begining to end," is the news from the Met's anti-mobster division where an arrest warrant is being readied for the Pope's arrival.

"Pull the other one, it's got Brinks-Matt bullion heist written all over it!" seems to be the general opinion among top brass whose inscrutable poker bluff against gangster cartels is finally drawing to a close.

Years of waiting for Blair's written defence re multiple IRA-related charges are suddenly yielding an illusive smoking gun.

Last week Forensics retrieved a 1973 marriage certificate between George W and Cherry Bush from a deep throat kinda situation in Pimlico's Alderney Street.

And DNA collected from the bodybag bears a striking resemblence to various scions of the Bush Family Evil Empire.

Still Blair is blagging it out, confident the Drowning Street shredder secured his future as untouchable as any Tory grandee!

Meamwhile at the scene of the crime itself police are staying schtum about reports Gareth Williams rented more than one apartment in the same Pimlico block.

Locals say an underground tunnel leads from the property to a North Korean massage parlor cum oriental take away - the Wang Kah.

The two other brothels in the road are run by Scientology and the Plymouth Bretheren.

The funny story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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