UK Serial "Cat-Binner" caught binning pussy on CCTV!

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Tuesday, 24 August 2010

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A series of cat-binning in the UK seems to have been solved because a serial "cat-binner" was caught on CCTV binning a pussy (not the hairy type between your legs)!

A roughly 50 year old female pussy hater first stroked it and then suddenly binned it in a wheely bin and the whole act was caught on camera.

This is not the first case of cat-binning in the UK and one animal rights group is certain the woman is a sinister, serial cat-binner or pussy-hater.

The police have been handed the footage and are now desperately attempting to track down the cruel female before any more pussies are binned.

As for the poor pussy, it was trapped for 15 hours in the wheely because his owners were too busy having a bit of their own 'pussy' upstairs? Luckily it survived with a slight shock and has vowed never to purr to female middle-aged, sinister looking pussy haters again!

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