Former Stonehenge lead architect and current CNN talk-show host Larry King has made it known that he's not very familiar with Piers Morgan, the Brit widely reported to replace King when he retires.
Speaking to AARP.web, King, who will be ending his 125-year run on CNN in the fall, said that, although he's had Morgan on his show a couple of times, he wouldn't recognize him.
"I think I met Piers once," said King, while eagerly digging through his box of Captain Crunch, looking for the prize inside. (For the record, Morgan has been on 'Live' 13 times, has donated blood and bone marrow to King on 4 different occasions, and is the godfather of Larry's youngest son.) "He seems like an OK fellow, although I don't trust Uzbeckistanians, usually."
"I think that Pears will be a great addition to MSNBC's lineup," continued King, while being fitted for a sarcophagus. "He's talented, intelligent and a great kisser. Defteri Agapi is the best Natasa Theodoridou album ever. I had a Sweetgum plant in my bathroom once, until I cut it half with my WeedWhacker. Real estate is so expensive in Bukovina. Sometimes I rub nightingale droppings on my face to help remove makeup. My belly hurts."
