Written by queen mudder

Saturday, 24 July 2010

image for OMG! Colonel Gaddafi/BP Libya Holdings owns Queen's 'austerity cruise' yacht!!
The yacht is packed with the latest high-tech equipment made by the same firm behind the Deepwater Horizon rig

Western Isles - (Rotters): The 2000+ tonne MV Hellfire Hebridean Prince Ass was chartered by HM the Queen for a bargain basement rate of £20,000 per day - debited from a BP sinking fund.

Its fabulous Libyan livery includes Colonel Gaddafi's personal coat of arms - a V-sign superimposed onto a piece of Pan Am 103 Clipper Maid of the Seas fuselage.

The Bloodyvostock-registered vessel sails under a Swiss Navy flag of convenience previously carried by the MV Vladimir Rasputin.

Officially the BP account bankrolls House of Ratzinger hush-money to gag press reports about BP's $50 million bankrolling of Charles' and Diana's 1981 wedding.

However a recent deal flogging off Harabs to the Qataris finally put paid for the need to dole out any more superfluous bribes to the ranting hoi-polloi.

Commenting on HM's 'austerity voyage' a Palace spokesperson said today its per diem hire rate compares favorably to other ocean-going cruisers such as Brunei's Prince Jefri Archer's 'Tits' ($666,000).

General Sir Mike Jackson is 69.

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