Cheryl Tweedy was making a speedy recovery from Malaria. She was sitting up talking her usual inane bolox when suddenly, she started to talk about Quantum Physics.
Doctors rushed to her bedside and began slapping her face as hard as they could in the hope she would respond.
However, after several minutes of beating the crap out of her, she continued to talk sense.
Doctors called her private Consultant, Mr. Simion O'Wellc. After a brief examination, O'Wellc said he was not really impressed with her performance and she needed to put a little bit more effort into being a dim witted northern tart if she was to get better.
Rumour has it, that world renowned brain surgeon, Silou Shawl will be consulted about Cheryls turn for the worse.
