Cheryl thingy, went out today with her Ma and Sister Laria. How exciting is that?! There's all sorts going on in the world, and this twit has front page news cos she goes shopping with her mum and sister!
Whats the world coming to? When a minor celebrity stick insect is more important than the fukin lunatic thats on the loose threatening to kill every copper in the country!
It's not as if shes the only celeb on the planet that has a mum and sister, that other bird, Whitney houseboat, or something, shes got a sister and a mum, does she get front page news cos shes gone shopping? No! She gets proper front page stuff for sticking coke up her hooter.
Whats that Cole bird ever really done? She called that Simon bloke a cow, well, I'm not impressed, are you?
If she had a serious illness or was a lesbian, that might be worthy of front page story. Oh well, we watch and wait.
More tomorrow folks.
