After joking that if Cheryl Cole died, she would have a big funeral, Edward Grimes apologized before a group of reporters today.
"I simply blabbed something that came into my head. That was stupid", stated Edward Grimes. "I apologize for saying such a thing. We both want Cheryl Cole to get well and have sent a whole shitload of flowers."
"I apologize also", stated his brother, Kevin. "Even though it was my idiot twin who made the statement. With all those flowers, it probably smells like a funeral over there."
"Shit. Don't start that again!"
"Sorry!"
"He didn't mean it, Cheryl!"
"I didn't mean it, Cheryl! I think it's OUR funeral that's going on over this whole business!"
"Why not simply quit using that word? Aren't you tired of the hate mail?"
"I'm tired of being called "JerkWad' if that's what you mean?"
"Now you've given us another name for everyone to remember, Jackass!"
"JerkWad!"
