Afghan Rebel Complains

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Saturday, 3 July 2010

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Afghan War Lord, Ali Barbara, today poured scorn on British troops by declaring them; "Racist and unfair"

In a scathing attack, Ali Barbara said that the British dogs of war were treating his men very badly.

"Yesterday, when we cowering behind wall of women and children, they shout to us that we were, cowardly custards, why they allow to say this?

In middle of night, they sing song say, we gonna cut you fukin bolox off! That scare my men, they toilet in the pants, make a smell very bad for my house. Why they allow!?

This morn, my men look for food, British soldier stand top of hill, wave penis at them and shout. You fucked now scum bag! My men run away no food we hungry, why they allow?

An, worse all, they drop seven hundred shit parcel on village is mine, hit my mother in law! I like!! But now she live in house is mine! Why they allow?

The Ministry of defence defended our troops by saying; "We deny dropping seven hundred shit parcels, that idiot has got it totally wrong. We dropped a thousand on the fuckin
arseholes.

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